Kent Ninomiya - My son wrote an essay for his 1st grade class. I think it is quite brilliant. Here it is along with a translation to adult english:
Last night I got to stay up lat. I got to wosh fotball. It wus osum. Cal won. It is my tem and Kenttuckey won. I love that becus Cal won. It was becaus tayer pos wur biger.
(Last night I got to stay up late. I got to watch football. It was awesome. Cal won. It is my team and Kentucky also won. [he likes Kentucky because there's a "Kent" in it] I love that because Cal won. It was because their points were bigger.)
I have never been more proud as a parent. My boy is a Cal fan! Kent Ninomiya